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Hose Demotivational Poster


BATHING YOUR CAT -


TAGS: i like garden hoses
Rating: 4.41/5

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DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 1:55 am
Call me over-tired, call me what you will, but I was ROFLMFAO so hard by the 3rd paragraph, it took me almost a 1/2 hour to finish reading that whole thing. I LOVE it!!!
Pinakolata - December 11, 2011, 12:58 am
Taken verbatim from a very good youtube video from 2008.
Sean - April 4, 2010, 1:38 pm
That's hilarious.
forseti - April 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
that's why i would prefer a dog
JLBachs - April 3, 2010, 5:00 pm
Short version - 1. Fill tub. 2. Pick up cat by scruff of neck. 3. Dunk cat under water until he stops moving. 4. Remove cleaned cat with improved personality. 5. Bury cat in the backyard.


FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am
Repetitive


PETS -


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier


HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


ATTENTION! - If all else fails Lower your standards




THEY KNOW - If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around to hear - is he still wrong?


TAGS: what about those noiseless trees
Rating: 4.22/5

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freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:46 am
good question XD
pieman - April 2, 2010, 1:12 pm
Yes. Yes we are. 5 your doing it wrong lions


HISTORY -


TAGS: those who fail are doomed to repeat
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
Hey there, Produceman... welcome. If you get a moment... say hello... http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8063&start=330
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
It would be the same with Hockey up here.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
America will be mostly concerned with whether or not a Western war would affect the playing of the Super Bowl.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
Figures.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:43 am
Ah, WW3. Where the Canadians will be fighting the Alaskans and America will be too busy fighting the super power of the Hawaii-Argentina coalition.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
Time-capsule this one. When WW3 starts... this is why.


HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM... -


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am

all 5tyle dude.


CANADA - They started a country, but nobody came


TAGS: funny canuck hosehead
Rating: 2.71/5

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Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:10 am
so we're picky. Better than being the planet bike
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 12:50 pm
Not to mention the Motifake freeze of 2009!!!


REAL BEAUTY - is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin


TAGS: those eyes
Rating: 4.15/5

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RandomPixilator - August 8, 2011, 8:19 pm
Come to think of it, for all we know, `she' could be a `he'..
ISeeRedPeople - August 8, 2011, 2:05 pm
She doesn't shave or bathe! Still pretty?
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:20 pm

simply stunning
RandomPixilator - July 5, 2010, 11:23 pm
I agree with all of ya. Especially the make-up bit. Try convincing my daughter of this fact..
Lord of Da - July 2, 2010, 9:39 am
And it doesn't need Ph**oshop.
MisterJJ - July 2, 2010, 9:17 am
Nice, but real beauty doesn't need so much makeup either.
RandomPixilator - July 2, 2010, 3:02 am
Ahaa, I never said they did..
Derek - July 2, 2010, 2:27 am
- but those things don't hurt


AIRBRUSHING - KIM KARDASHIAN DIDN'T RECIEVE ENOUGH ON HER PLAYBOY SHOOT




BP -


TAGS: bp gentle glide for those heavy flow days
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:48 am
In "Light Days", "Regular" and "Stuck Pig".
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 3:26 pm
AMSOMEEEE!!! 5 large boxes of pads for you!


NEO - Don't Mess With The Chosen One.


TAGS: neo chosen one
Rating: 1.93/5

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dave - August 21, 2009, 11:22 pm
that a tampon string?


COELACANTH - From the depths of the oceans this prehistoric fish rises as a living dinosaur. Alive in modern times thanks to an underwater time travel device.


TAGS: where do you think all of those megalodon are coming from
Rating: 3.91/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:03 pm
Well that was a classic bait and switch. Here I thought it'd be dull, but the zinger at the end... Very nice.


CONSPIRACIES -


TAGS: those are grassy knoll penguins
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Sean

lesterinside - September 29, 2010, 1:46 am
Great!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:36 am
Brilliance. Vintage Sean right here.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:18 pm
Penguins will work, but don't forget the bacon & waffles. 5 flightless bird-like critters.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
Get down , get funky Scorp!!!
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:16 pm
this poster makes me want to que up boogiewonderland and dance...5L
Airman - July 23, 2010, 2:42 pm
it's just rust. You'll shake it off
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
i know what you mean sean, it was a stretch but somehow i saw the correlation.
Sean - July 23, 2010, 2:35 pm
Hey thanks. Too bad though that I couldn't find a pic that was somehow related to the text. Ah well ....
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:17 pm
Lovely! 5L


LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone


TAGS: lady liberty tall proud remembering those who perished on 9 11
Rating: 4.14/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:39 pm
Nice job. It includes all who are here legally
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:35 pm
So, pretty much everyone except mexicans? 5L


COCOA PUFFS -


TAGS: crazy about those cocoa puffs
Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:55 am
Take that crap to politifake... commie!
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:42 am
must be the republic hacking into the systems again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2010, 1:42 am
*your
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2010, 1:41 am
I' m with Aggy.....stop posting you're cup sizes!!!!
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:40 am
the extra stuff at the end of my comments. I do not know I do not type them in they just appear.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 1:39 am
Yep. I see them as well. WTF?
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:36 am
the numbers?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:34 am
Alright you pain in the a** m**********rs... what's with the numbers... I'm not getting it, and I'm quite frankly as annoyed and out of touch as... well, Peter Fonda in On Golden Pond.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:29 am
look that is a trap. Do not do itt=22mit=221
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:09 am
everyone should have learned their lesson when they googled veri knotty
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:06 am
It's OK, I warned them for you.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:04 am
i didnt do the search. Having issues posting did not get to warn the fleet.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:59 am
No problem. Let me grab my crowbar.
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:57 am
I've got somethin' in my teeth. Can you get it out for me?
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:54 am
Why, you need to cough up a furball?
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:48 am
I will now refer you to my avatar.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:48 am
Heh, heh.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:47 am
It's a trap! And the admiral is sleeping on the job!
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:47 am
You seem to forget with whom you are dealing. Still a n00b. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:46 am
enjoy......... goodnight
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:46 am
I refuse to put the word pole in an image search
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:45 am
google images for control pole
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:44 am
If 'googling' pole dancers is a job sign me up!
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 12:43 am
hmmmm?????
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:42 am
wow! I googled it and it had many diff things. even pole dancers! I love my job!
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:41 am
As if.
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:40 am
google control pole for a complete understanding. THIS time it wasnt a rod reference
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:38 am
Monkeylust, you can be sick sometimes.
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 12:37 am
that was 10 times better than both of my uses of that pic! 5 control poles!
Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
This is great!


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.


TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?


SIGHTSEEING -




Ready for rioting in ferguson, MO. -


TAGS: fire hose
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2014, 1:00 am
Ooooh, Lordy!


SADNESS -


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!


GOOD OLD TRADITIONS? - Are you proud, too?


TAGS: lederhosen fail fashion stockings
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sho - July 11, 2012, 10:42 am
Hahah wtf


THE AFTERMATH -




PLAYING DIRTY -


TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!


SUMMER DOGHOUSE -


TAGS: hose down better half
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:01 pm
YEAH!


CANADIAN MILITARY BASE - Ottawa, we've got a problem.




WHAT A DUMB ASS - Need I say more???


TAGS: yeah those are real
Rating: 2.57/5

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Derek - February 27, 2010, 6:55 pm
An inverse relationship between ink and brains


Pantyhose -


TAGS: riddle animals answer pantyhose humour
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:33 pm
teehee
mizzdizz - May 20, 2017, 8:12 pm
Browsing the archives....you gotta run....BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MissPriss - June 17, 2014, 2:02 am
Thanks for the votes Silvie. Sorry but I gotta run (get it, run, pantyhose...oh screw it, you're a guy, you won't get it)
Silverheart - June 16, 2014, 12:05 pm

5 Nyans & a thhhhbbbtttt (love it!)
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:46 am
Thanks grey...made me happy that it made you happy!
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 1:40 am
Ha ha ha. LMAO. 5L/Fav'd


GOODBYE -




SOME PEOPLE - should simply NOT be allowed to breed.


TAGS: those poor kids
Rating: 4.4/5

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lesterinside - February 18, 2010, 9:02 am
That's bad.


HINDSIGHT - Maybe sharing wouldn't have been so bad in the first place


TAGS: we all have those regrets
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:46 am
Excellent! I always wondered when the rabbit was going to flip out! 5 crunchy sugary puffs!


HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...


TAGS: for those times when you wash your douchebag
Rating: 3.83/5

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Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Meh, this one works out nicely.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
Good one.


HOLIDAY SHOPPING -




SPEED IS BAD FOR YOU -




COMPATIBILITY - "..no, not those ports babe, i'll be using MY DEVICE"


TAGS: no not those ports babe i ll be using my device
Rating: 2.36/5

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Anonymous2 - January 23, 2010, 6:54 pm
I'm pretty sure she wants more than just your 3.5" floppy...


REVENGE -


TAGS: be careful whose counsel you seek
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - January 25, 2014, 9:14 am
Turnabout is fair play :D
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:33 pm
AHA! Missed these kind of posters. 5L
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:32 am
Excellent Rerun.
Cubbybear - October 30, 2010, 7:21 pm
One poop from a gull could be rain...this is a storm! 5/5


EARTH'S BEAUTY -


TAGS: northern lights great white north beer hoser
Rating: 4.65/5

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Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:57 am
Agreed, but that is where the loving wife or gf plays a key role. 5L


BACK IN THE 50S -


TAGS: those were the days
Rating: 4.47/5

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BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 8:59 pm
Thanks guys for the kudos
Airman - May 17, 2010, 1:55 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - May 15, 2010, 4:22 pm
Amsome!!!
sickartist - May 15, 2010, 9:07 am
Why I am still alive (and don't have a criminal record) is amazing 5L
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:53 am
'twas a simpler time. 5


WHEN MEN TRY -


TAGS: man nilfisk vacuum hose fail
Rating: 4.42/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 9:22 pm
pl5g it in will help too :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 9:38 pm
Nice guess, but it's a Nilfisk (Swedish) S-50ish circa 1950s. Pic's from the Dutch archives. (google is my friend. LOL!)
Greeny - February 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Is that a Rainbow?


AFTER HIS BUSY NIGHT - of delivering presents around the world Santa likes to help deliver some special presents


TAGS: get those hornets up in the air
Rating: 4.16/5

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Airman - December 29, 2009, 11:22 am
glad it made you laugh phy
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 4:39 pm
That REALLY made me LOL Mr. Airman Sir!


BLOOD ON THE SEGWAY -


TAGS: but after they hose it off it ll be good as new
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 1:27 am
It's that d*** Sbarro stand... take your eye off what's going on for just one second....
Sean - July 24, 2009, 12:50 am
Poor bastard ... mowed down by a skateboarder. Never say it comin'.


AIRMAN -




THE 4TH OF JULY -


TAGS: d*** those french
Rating: 3.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I really was in a pretty bad mood yesterday..I regret nothing. Yours is way better because it's not stolen. Even if it's not your best at least you put the time in to use an original pic.
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 4:11 pm
I mean didn't
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 4:11 pm
The original did play well either...come to think of it!
BoneCD - May 29, 2009, 11:00 pm
I have 2 Canine-American teeth...Any who, what the hell did those neighbor kids do with the hose *scratching head*
Sean - May 29, 2009, 2:51 pm
No wonder there are so many Americans ... or Canine-Americans, anyway.


CREEPY FRIENDS - Everytime my boy hangs out with that Sea monster kid he comes home smelling like tuna.




DONT MIX BEER AND VIAGRA - this guy gots a hard one


TAGS: fire hose
Rating: 2.08/5

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BIKERS - The Hillbillies of the highways.




mind boggling -


TAGS: women clothing lingerie pantyhose sizes
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2014, 9:58 am
Sounds so accurate, ha ha.
Oldsod - June 10, 2014, 8:25 am
Heh...last night, gave one of my coworkers a lift. He had to get some feminine hygiene products for his lady. Took him 20 minutes and a store a**ociate to probably get the wrong thing.
Oldsod - June 10, 2014, 8:25 am
Heh...last night, gave one of my coworkers a lift. He had to get some feminine hygiene products for his lady. Took him 20 minutes and a store a**ociate to probably get the wrong thing.


From Me To You Kid -




RESPONSIBILITY -




DEJA POO - The feeling you have been sitting there before


TAGS: poo outhose
Rating: 4.69/5

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maoworks2 - September 12, 2012, 7:57 am
I've Been Their A Lot !


ODDS ARE -


TAGS: take those odds to the bank
Rating: 4.69/5

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Cyriaque - October 14, 2010, 7:55 pm
Sorry Kate, I masturbate
AdmiralAckbar - October 13, 2010, 4:53 pm
Why you think the net was born? p*** p*** p***
Neener - October 13, 2010, 3:47 pm
Isn't that what the internet is for?


PHYDEAUXS FRIENDS -


TAGS: we all love him except those of us who dont
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:40 am
"Rebels die many times before their deaths, The stormtroopers never taste of death but once"


MISERABLE -




THE HAARAKKON CLIQUE -




premonitions -


TAGS: fortune cookie fortunef cookie one of those days
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 1:55 am
It's been that way every time I open up one of those. I have, uh.... given up. Glad you like it.
lgvernon - December 31, 2013, 12:53 pm

I refuse to pop any New Year's Fortune Poppers this time. I'm certain one of them (or perhaps all of them) will contain this sentiment.


THE VALUE OF CARE -




Germans, they're a hoot -




Hawk -


TAGS: hawk spray hose
Rating: 4.5/5

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demon001 - February 24, 2014, 6:53 pm
I think your "hawk" is an owl


CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - I hate to say it if you are in paradise you ain't thinking about burgers.


TAGS: you are thinking how do i get me some of those wings
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:05 pm
Poor raisin... so naive. 5L


SELF SACRIFICE -


TAGS: self sacrifice those left behind suffer your sacrifice the most
Rating: 4.33/5

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Chef - June 7, 2010, 5:08 pm
Sniff... 5Ls Pie... and 7 friends I won't see again


STRANGE BRAINS AND AUDIBLES -


TAGS: those aren t two pillows
Rating: 4.17/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 9:13 pm
d***, but you guys are goofy!
mariand - November 22, 2012, 7:06 pm
lol Gary... they invented hands free... Don't you try to trick us...


BUD LIGHT -


TAGS: but there are like eight 30 packs at every party i go to and i drink those b tches too
Rating: 4.05/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 9:56 am
Thanks Trash....I'll call the clinic right away.
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 9:53 am
moooooooooooooooooooooooo+ pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am
ehhemmmm! Moooo+ proclaims that all American beer is worse than warm piss. I have spoken.
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 9:25 am
Oh? Well then I change my mind. Problem solved. LOL
BoneCD - December 18, 2009, 6:41 am
I'm torn here Veggie...Dr. Bone keeps a fresh 18 pak of Coors Light in the beer frig. All the chicks that the Mrs. brings home for a dip in the h** tub only drink that stuff. So I've been conditioned, like Pavlov's dogs, to Coors Light equals b**ty gals.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am
Richards, richards, and ughhhhhhh, more Richards.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:33 am
I'm fighting my inherent loyalty to Budweiser and giving this a five. Great poster.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 12:28 am
A poster so good, I'm opening a Guinness to celebrate it!


AND NOW -




TEAM CANADA FANS - Well, you guys still have a better health care system... And at least the cheese KINDA looks gold... I say go for it!


TAGS: kudos to those who held up your end of the wager
Rating: 3.94/5

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spacedog - February 22, 2010, 7:58 pm
Yeah, I'm not sure either Airman. Canada plays Germany, then Russia next.
Airman - February 22, 2010, 7:16 pm
the us is in the medal round now aren't they.. not sure about Canada at this point.. hmm. should be REAL interesting if you play Sweden and the twins
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:47 pm
love your avatar, Space "pinkie" Dog ;)
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:45 pm
LOL! Yes it could happen, but the US won't make the finals. BWAHAHAH
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:42 pm
God Forbid!! This site couldn't take that
Airman - February 22, 2010, 6:34 pm
not knowing the brackets real well, is there a chance they will meet again in the semi's or final game?
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 6:08 pm
when was the last time you guys won? that's right, way back in 1980. I guess after 30 years you guys are due
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
Heh, nice Pro. The Olympics is the only time the USA fan base for ice hockey swells to 13% of the population. 5Ls.
Produceman117 - February 22, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL Moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 5:29 pm
Those are fightin words Vag....I mean Veg.


WHO/WHAT IS IT? -


TAGS: get those brain cells working say it fast
Rating: 3.71/5

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Anonymous2 - June 23, 2010, 11:10 pm
It took me a while to figure all of them out. I remember when GAMES magazine did something similar.
just me - June 23, 2010, 4:35 pm
1492 Sailed The Ocean Blue
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 4:04 pm
i got em all but 10. cant figure it out for the life of me
just me - June 23, 2010, 1:58 pm
Very Well Done. I got them!!
Airman - June 23, 2010, 1:55 pm
that's about how many I got too..
Faceplant31 - June 23, 2010, 1:45 pm
I got like 4 or 5 of these. Nice poster Air.


POSTURING -




PERSISTENCE -


TAGS: those young whipper snappers are going to approve my poster one of these years
Rating: 3.37/5

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Giulio - October 30, 2009, 4:07 am
5L!
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:15 am
(ahem)... in best Pacino voice.... I'm just gettin' WARMED UP!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:14 am
It treated me to a fair amount of liquor, so......Good! and you?
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:13 am
Not much, senor... how's the day treating you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:10 am
What's up Hefe?
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:10 am
That's laughable.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:06 am
5. But you gotta stop throwing reality in my face Spacedog......I like my delusions.
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:01 am
LOL!! Ain't that the truth!


WHAT ABOUT THOSE RED BALLS... - They have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a parking lot. I think all cars should have them!




THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - Looks great after 3 days trapped underground. Too bad you are weak from lack of food and you don't have any rope left.




PRIDE - If you think that you are the cat's ass, others will probably only half-way agree with you.




DON'T HOLD THE VACUUM CLEANER HOSE - Up To Your Eye To Try To Spot The Clog


TAGS: don t hold the vacuum cleaner hose
Rating: 2.5/5
Eh? - March 10, 2009, 7:59 pm
Not a vacuum cleaner, but crouzon syndrome. Leave the poor guy alone.
NREEEOW - January 1, 2009, 12:34 pm
You sir, are a DING DONG
Anonymous - December 8, 2008, 9:30 am
Umm... that's not why he looks like that. I've seen his High School picture and his mug sh**. He's just that freaky looking.


Memorial Day (USA) -


TAGS: remember those who gave all
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 8, 2016, 10:00 am
In that case, love you too, my brother. Hugs to you and the wife. Disabled vet. USN. Desert Storm/Shield, Free Kuwait, Iraqi Freedom. Joined PGR for funeral nearby. National Anthem by Boston on my car sound system drowned out religious protesters. LOL!
Zeul - June 8, 2016, 7:32 am
Dizz yes as well as Patriot Guard Riders ... and no worries I am taken as well...just touched by the poster
mizzdizz - June 4, 2016, 11:42 am
Thanks, Zeul! Sorry, already taken for 22 years, but thank you. Military in your life?
Zeul - June 1, 2016, 11:49 pm
Dizz I think I love you.... Well said poster!!!!!
maoworks2 - May 30, 2016, 3:02 pm
All We Can Do Is Remember Them Like This, Sad.


Lady Killer -


TAGS: loves those sixth grade cou***s
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 19, 2016, 10:42 pm
Nope. He's guilty as fuhhh!


Hang in there! -


TAGS: having one of those days
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 26, 2016, 8:29 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - August 26, 2016, 7:40 am
words, UP yours


Premonitions -




Imprinting -


TAGS: those poor messed up cats
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:08 am
At least you don't have to clean the floor! 5L


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